October 2011
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– from This Side of Paradise, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Oct 24th
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Oct 22nd
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How to Always Get Laid (A Guide for Gentlemen)
1. Walk to your date’s front door and knock, instead of texting to say “I’m here” or, even worse, “I’m at your door.” 2. Call the waiter or waitress by their first name when thanking them. That’s it. That’s all it takes.
Oct 22nd
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September 2011
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Sep 28th
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August 2011
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
9 posts
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Dan Harmon's Revisions of Bad Law and Order Cold... →
Dan Harmon is a genius. And possibly insane. I had the pleasure of seeing this performed live last night by Dan (as Green) and Jeff Davis of Whose Line fame (as Briscoe). Jeff hadn’t read the script beforehand, so his surprise was as genuine as the audience’s when things took a turn. The sequel is here. It’s worth noting that ‘Nerdy Forensics Guy’ was played by an...
Jul 27th
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Has anyone used a pokeball as an engagement ring...
Jul 23rd
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Jul 20th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 7th
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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June 2011
14 posts
Jun 30th
“Podcasts thrive on the premise that pouring a can of soup into a bowl isn’t...”
–  DC Pierson on Twitter Also taking a shower, making breakfast, riding the bus, riding the subway, walking, working out, making lunch etc etc.  (via popculturebrain)
Jun 30th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 18th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
May 2011
20 posts
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 11th
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May 11th
USA! USA! USA! →
benkling: Get in your car. Go drive to the Everglades in florida, where you can watch alligators swim by your car in the canals along the highway. You want diversity? Fly to Portland, take in the flannel and denim garb of that culture, and then down to Dallas, and compare the two. Then tell me America is homogenized. Motherfucking South Dakota…do you even KNOW what is in South Dakota?...
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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“Gin. It’s like water, but it makes you feel better.”
– Philly Boy Roy
May 2nd
April 2011
10 posts
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Apr 24th