Adventure is just one mistake away.

easteringsky asks: 2, 17, 29


Answer:

2. I could write a dissertation on how The Mountain Goats have changed my life, but that wouldn’t be fun for anyone. I’m intense about that band in the way that Heaven’s Gate were about Nikes, and it’s probably equally off-putting. So, here’s the fun answer: I’m serious about comedy and delicious food and really, really wanting to kiss David Tennant on the lips.

17. letjonwurstersing.tumblr.com

29. - Salted licorice. The first time I ate it, I actually rolled down the car window and spit it out onto the street. Then I fell in love with it in Denmark last summer. I’ve been eating it all day.
- Cayenne/lemon tea. I had it for the first time at Cafe Gratitude in LA and just started making it at home recently. It’s so spicy, but so good.
- Religion, which is only weird because I’m an athiest. Last weekend I went to an estate sale where the owner of the house, this huge mansion, had an entire library filled with books about the end of days. Literally dozens, if not hundreds. I bought a few of them (along with a VHS tape labeled “Hellfire”) because how could I not?
- I don’t think my love of bluegrass is weird, but other people seem to!
- Actually, a lot of people think my love of comedy is weird too. Fuck people.

— 3 months ago
Help guys, I’m bored and I want attention.

Help guys, I’m bored and I want attention.

(Source: kissmycountryass, via rosemaryandguy)

— 3 months ago with 36,855 notes
"Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you’? No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody."
from This Side of Paradise, F. Scott Fitzgerald

(Source: thecoolofnight, via onomatopoeias)

— 3 months ago with 9,413 notes
#perfect 
How to Always Get Laid (A Guide for Gentlemen)

1. Walk to your date’s front door and knock, instead of texting to say “I’m here” or, even worse, “I’m at your door.”

2. Call the waiter or waitress by their first name when thanking them.

That’s it. That’s all it takes.

— 3 months ago with 1 note
#also be absurdly handsome 
Dan Harmon's Revisions of Bad Law and Order Cold Opens →

Dan Harmon is a genius. And possibly insane.

I had the pleasure of seeing this performed live last night by Dan (as Green) and Jeff Davis of Whose Line fame (as Briscoe). Jeff hadn’t read the script beforehand, so his surprise was as genuine as the audience’s when things took a turn.

The sequel is here. It’s worth noting that ‘Nerdy Forensics Guy’ was played by an audience member.

— 6 months ago
#:') 
Alan Tudyk is on Twitter.
Nothing else matters.

Alan Tudyk is on Twitter.

Nothing else matters.

— 6 months ago with 5 notes